| Everybody Loves Mel! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Salutations My Friend! Hows it goin'? I'm fine if you care. You probably don't so that means I just wasted precious energy! God Damn you! Anyways! If you are still here, you must a care a whip about the interest you know I've sparked in you, or you have nothing better to do, or you are skipping class to play, so you want to make it look like you are having fun, instead of being bored out of your head browsing. Anyways! I am one of the female species, who, for lack of a better picture chose the one on your left to represent what i look like. It is an oddly close picture.... I used to be blond, but then I dyed it brown, and it was supposed to wash out but it hasn't so I'll be brunette the rest of my life. Well that will stop all those dumb blond jokes! I am atheist. I put that in, just to get hate mail from Christians, Jews, and especially Johova Witnesses. I am only mocking Christians and Jahove Witnesses, but not Jews, cause they have the best religion ever! If I believed in God, I would be a Jew! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| All About my Buds! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Salutations! You've lasted this long? I was sure you would've given up when you saw that picture of me above (if you've really been here since the beginning, you would be laughing right now!) Well this section is dedicated to my bestest buds! So here they are: Normie, the one whose mother is whacked out on seditives half the time, and who has names for all her pens, and who spends most of her time with Mona and Charlie, her imaginary friends. Next is Kate, my bestest bestest bud. She is happy-go-luck, and when she was the student of the month, they commented on her "bubbly personality"! Ouch! It's enough to be named student of the month(otherwise known as geek of the month) but to have an old geezer say she is BUBBLY! That is an insult! We musent forget Careem Abdul Schabar! The budding Indian Singer. She will be as big as Mohammed I tell you! Mohammed! Ah, PhillipA. You knew I wouldn't forget you. And for all you unenlightened, the A is capitalized as an emphazes helper. I call her that and she hates it. Hence, you should call her that and make her mad. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| All About What I Like To Do! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Well, there was this stupid section left, so I decided to put my sporting interests in here. First of all, even though Babe Ruth is to the left, doesn't mean baseball is my favourite sport, they just didn't have any fencers in the library. Fencing, I guess isn't that big, but it is to me! Fencing kicks butt! Did mention that I fence? Cause I do. It is really a sport of chance AND skill. There should be a link to a cool site below. |
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